The American Family Association rides to our rescue like Paul Revere. Watch and learn how these illegal immigrants from The Fabulous Republic of Homoslavia are crossing the borders of your town, hell-bent on redecorating your homes, piping in show tunes, and secretly teaching your children that it’s OK to not hate people that are different!

Seriously, does anyone anymore not believe that these people so obsessed with homosexuality are the biggest closet cases on the planet? Gay people aren’t as obsessed with gay sex as these fun-duh-mental-less evan-genitals.