by Mark Lysgard - Poet Laureate of The Russ Belville Show*

If John McCain were Elmer Fudd

Last night I had the strangest dream;
John McCain was Elmer Fudd.
Hunting for waskilly tewwerwists
With a pop gun in the mud.

He twacked them down all over Iwaq
For a hundwed years or more,
And then he twacked them in Iwan;
His twacks on forweign shores.

“The tewwerwists hate what we bewieve!
Our fweedom and our stwength!
We’re Wight-wing wadical Wepubwicans
We keep weality at awms wength.

“We need tax welief for the ultwa wich
So Wepubwicans will twickle down.,
Tax bweaks make Amewica stwong
So our wed shirts turn to bwown..

“ Evewyday its Tewwerwist season
And I have a wicense to shoot all twaitors,
Lke waskilly wabbits with WMDs
Let’s pwotect fweedom sooner than later.

“If I am ewected pwesident
I will appoint Wichard Cheney,
Wobert Gates and Don Wumsfeld
Will dwive the tewwerwists zany!

“Don’t be afwaid by what I want;
Tax bweaks and an endweth war.
Kill the tewwerwist for the ultwa wich
And pump oil fwom foweign shores!”

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhh

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