I decided to consult The Good Book, since that’s where she learned all about science, to see if I could figure out why she wasn’t on the tube last night spinning McCain’s dismal debate performance.  After all, isn’t she “prepping” for that big debate with Drug War Joe?

Fortunately, 1 Timothy 2:11-12 has all the answers: 

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.  But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

And Proverbs 11:22:

As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion

Well, it’s not lipstick on a pig, just a gold ring…