Fanaticism in all forms is a dangerous thing. It causes geeks to camp out for the latest George Lucas movie. It causes nut-job Supreme Court justices to disregard the law in favor of a five-ton rock carving. It causes people whose cholesterol is too high already to camp out for hot donuts. It causes entire cultures to dress their women in beekeeper suits. Fanaticism is wrong.

That said, I must now don my green underwear, green shorts, Packers tie-dye t-shirt, Packers socks, Packers slippers, and fetch my lucky Packers football and mighty Packers warstick (complete with my former beautiful long blonde ponytail attached at the top) so the Packers have good luck tonight in their final preseason game against their eventual Super Bowl opponent, the Tennessee Flamin’ Thumbtacks.