Jesus’ General has a great post…

One of Our Leader’s most faithful servants, Scott Bloch, is conducting a similar kind of purge at the Department of Justice’s Office of Special Counsel. His office is tasked with investigating discrimination complaints made by federal employees. He’s done a great job. Last year, he prevented many new cases from being filed by unilaterally deciding that persecuting homosexuals in federal workplaces would no longer violate federal law. Recently, he cleared more than 600 cases by simply moving files from the filing cabinet to the recycle bin It’s that kind of innovative thinking we’ve been demanding of our leaders in Washington.

But the funniest part is the picture of Bloch with the caption:

roycohndar signal strength: 9.7 gannons

Which inspired me to leave the following comment:

General, sir!

I am glad to notice that our new tool in the fight for wholesome heterosexual goodness, the ROYCOHNDAR, is now operational. The homosexuals are very adept at disguising their sodomite ways, but now with the ROYCOHNDAR, we can identify and re-educate any closeted gays we may find.

However, there may be some question about calibration of the device. While the measurement unit gannon is still relatively new, confusion exists when one tries to gauge exactly how filthy a homosexual must be to achieve a 9.7-gannon reading. Further confounding the issue are those infernal French and their system of metric classifications for the gannon

Here from the ROYCOHNDAR (Righteous Official Young-Citizens-Of-Homosexual-Nature Detection Appliance & Remover) Manual is the calibration guide. When aimed at the following subjects, you should receive these readings:

0.0 gannons = Our Fearless Leader, God’s Own President, George W. Bush!

1.0 Microgannons = General J.C. Christian (advertising plastic testicles for trucks is the tiniest bit gay.)

1.0 Milligannons = Any professional wrestler.

1.0 gannons = Jeff Gannon in the White House Press Room.

1.0 Kilogannons = Professional male ice dancer.

1.0 Megagannons = Richard Simmons on a morning talk show.

1.0 Gigagannons = Jeff Gannon online on HotMilitaryStudsM4M.com.

Note that the upper limit of the ROYCOHNDAR’ range is 999 gigagannons. It is assumed that at the 1.0-teragannon level, one’s gayness is so readily apparent that even the most self-loathing homosexual cannot deny it.

Heterosexually yours,
SGT “Radical” Russ
420th Sexual Engineering Battalion