I picked up on this one courtesy of Jesus’ General. If this does not offend you Christians out there, I question your understanding of the word. Or Word, for that matter. Talk about your graven images!
Yes, the company that is selling this, BushFish.org, is absolutely legit. Their webpage reads:
Do you believe God belongs in government?
Do you believe President Bush is doing The Lord’s Work?
If so, then show your love for God & the USA!
If this country’s legislature and judiciary are supposed to reflect the values and beliefs of The People, then send them a message that they are WAY off course!
If you are tired of secularists telling you that The Lord has no place in our government and our public institutions, then show them that you disagree.
This symbol, this site, and this car magnet have been created for the millions of Americans who support the President and his vision for a government that embraces religion, morality, and family values. It shows worship to the Lord, respect for the President, and hope for all. (Uh, it shows name of a man in big capital letters emblazoned within the symbol of your Savior. WWJD?)
Join the millions of Americans who believe that President Bush’s faith-based administration presents the best hope for America’s future. The future is in your hands. Stand up and be counted!
Order a BushFish for yourself or a loved one today.
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
And then there’s the little sidebar that reads:
Are You Tired of Secularists Telling You…
- Prayer has no place in our public school system
- Evolution is the ONLY explanation
- “God” does not belong in the Pledge of Allegiance
- The 10 Commandments do not belong in public spaces
- Terri Schiavo had no right to live
- Life begins AFTER birth
If so… then stand up and be counted!!
Are you tired of living in a nation governed according to the principles of the Constitution? Well then, to take a page from your playbook, love it or leave it! You want to live in a theocracy, move to Iran, see how you like it there.
Of course, I can’t let rabid theocrats go unmolested. They have a Contact Us page, to which I submitted this pithy comment:
I really like the design of the BushFish. But you should change it a little bit. The large capital letters in the center of the symbol of the savior just aren’t large enough. I prefer my graven images a tad more graven.
Keep up the good work. Please let me know when I can get a wooden cross for my desktop engraved with the names of the Bush Administration cabinet. That will show the heathens I work with how I really feel!
