ABC put out all the red, white, & blue for a July 4th special, “Nick & Jessica’s Tour of Duty”. In the show, the Dukes of Hazzard star and alleged singing sensation and the guy she’s married to visited Rammstein airbase and Landstuhl hospital in Germany before heading out to Tikrit, Iraq, on a mission to entertain the troops and fill some airtime.
Now we get word that Jessica is upset that the reality of life in Iraq didn’t make it to the broadcast:
Simpson says, “It was unbelievable. They didn’t show a lot of what really went on with the enemy attacks and the shelling. There was so much stuff that went on and somehow the tapes got mysteriously misplaced.
“It put everything in perspective for me. It really did teach me the definition of sacrifice. I can’t even fathom being out there right now. I was ready to come home.”
Yes, dear, the tapes were mysteriously misplaced. Now you run along and slaughter that Nancy Sinatra song so I can find a good use for the MUTE button…
