We interrupt this blog to bring you this blatant SWAG whoring exciting new product announcement!
I’ve put up some new bumper stickers at the Radical SWAG Store. Impress your liberal friends! Annoy conservative tailgaters! All proceeds from sale of stickers goes to the Russ Belville Memorial Website Hosting, Bandwidth, and Pay-Per-View Cable Porn fund (donations to said fund are not tax-deductible).
We don’t need the Ten Commandments
in our schools and courthouses, we need
THE TEN AMENDMENTS
GAY MARRIAGE NOW
No Special Rights for Heterosexuals
Compassionate Conservative Christian
Wow! It’s a TRIPLE OXYMORON
Annual American Deaths from
Tobacco: 400,000
Alcohol: 100,000
All Legal Drugs: 20,000
All Illegal Drugs: 15,000
Caffeine: 2,000
Aspirin: 500
MARIJUANA: 0
Plus, special thanks to my two Texans who bought the Texas version of…
Sometimes I feel like a
BLUEBERRY
in a bowl of
TOMATO SOUP
Red State – Blue Voter
We now return you to your regular radicalism, already in progress…