If only it were true… from the satirical website “The Onion”

The Onion | ‘Tony’s Law’ Would Require Marijuana Users To Inform Interested Neighbors: Designed to protect Americans from dry spells, Tony’s Law was named after 19-year-old New Jersey resident Tony DiCenzo, who went nine months without getting high before discovering that he lived in the same apartment building as a reliable marijuana source.

‘Can you imagine the shock and anger Tony must have felt when he found out that the guy on the second floor possessed the Schedule I federal controlled substance?’ Logan said. ‘The offender could have invited poor Tony into his apartment to smoke some at any time. It’s heartbreaking.’