IOL: A Step Beyond: Berlin – German police have their hands full – pranksters in Berlin have been sticking miniature American flags into piles of dog poop in public parks.
…Police say they are completely baffled by these events, which have been going on for a year.
‘We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act,’ said police spokesperson Reiner Kuechler.
‘But frankly, we don’t know what we would do if we caught them red-handed.’
Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said: ‘This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time.’
Finally, for once, a chance to hate someone in Europe other than the French! Break out the Freedom Chocolate Cake and put the Freedom Shepherds back in their doghouses.
Wait, maybe the dog-poopies were left by American dogs on vacation, and their owners rightly marked the excrement as American excrement, so it would not be removed by German pooper-scoopers or found on the soles of the shoes of unwitting Germans.
