Latest Backronym bills: New Jersey’s FUCK ICE (Fight Unlawful Conduct and Keep Individuals and Communities Empowered) Act, Oregon’s PEACE (People for the Elimination of Animal Cruelty Exemptions) Act, my U.S. DONALD J TRUMP (Declaring Our Nation A Lawful Democracy Justifying The Repudiation of Unfit Malicious Presidents) Act; Kamala Harris’s stand on Gaza a “net negative”, James Talarico’s left-wing religion-in-politics vs. Jasmine Crockett understanding “turn out the base”, does Andy Beshear want to “bring together” people like Nick Fuentes; Hakeem Jeffries’s lame talking points on the partial shutdown to “rein in” ICE (Poorly-Trained Paramilitary Ethnic Cleansing Death Squads Recruited With Nazi Propaganda); Kash Patel’s hypocrisy ruins U.S. Men’s Hockey gold; Mike Lee’s ICE self-own, Lori Chavez-DeRemer’s sex pest husband, Marie Glusenkamp Perez’s “Corolla-sized” vermin; NPR reports massive study showing teen cannabis use leads to greater risk of psychosis.
CORRECTION: I mentioned Hakeem Jeffries’ 2nd-largest donor (by an eleventh) to AIPAC as Blackrock, but spoke about it as if it were Blackwater, the mercenary outfit run by Erik Prince. Blackrock is in high finance. Still not the kind of donor I want wanting the Democratic Party, but it’s not Blackwater and I regret that error. Sorry, Leader Jeffries.