I wasn’t satisfied with the thrown-together nature of my rough draft recording from this morning’s podcast, so I re-recorded my parody song, “All Together (Blame J.D.)” and added video.
with apologies to Lennon & McCartney
J.D. … J.D. … J.D. … J.D. ….
Here come old J.D., he goes off to Italy
He got too much eyeline, he kill Holy Father
He got so mad and he’ll say why
Zelensky won’t say thank you and he won’t wear a tie
J.D. … J.D. … J.D. … J.D. ….
He’s owned on Twitter, he break trophy football
He got mocked in Greenland, he fuck leather sofa
He say “I know you make fun of me”
One thing I can tell you is you got tyranny
All together, right now, blame J.D.
J.D. … J.D. … J.D. … J.D. ….
His wife is Indian but he hates the immigrant
He got MAGA platform, he one hateful cracker
He wrote a book about growing up hick
Grandma said he’s straight becuz he won’t suck a dick
All together, right now, blame J.D.
J.D. … J.D. … J.D. … J.D. ….
He’s just the V.P., he’s no Elon Musk now
He’s got third place billing, he one useful stand-in
He say “one and one and one is three”
Can’t get rid of Trump cuz then the Prez I will be
All together, right now, blame J.D.
J.D. … J.D. … J.D. … J.D. ….
