Now as part of their government’s plan to soften their image the Saudis debut this comedy festival in their capital. Ha ha ha, what great jokes they tell—so funny you won’t even notice the hellish women’s prison used to punish wives who don’t submit to their husband’s sexual abuse.
Charlie Kirk wasn’t just a “political influencer.” We need to come to terms with the fact that they are engaged in a holy war. This is more akin to a pope’s death to them.
Yesterday, the Attorney General confirmed that a sign declaring that Black, brown, and white kids are all welcome in Idaho’s schools violates Idaho law.
Since nothing is too politically impossible to imagine these days, here’s my imagination run wild on how we get to eighty-five U.S. states through state separatist movements, with links to actual historical attempts to create these new states.
For example, this fine neckbeard, replete in his “Long Bunch Of Text On A T-Shirt That The Facebook MAGA Algorithm Showed Me That Says Something Bad About Liberals,” his 9mm pistol strapped to his waist in case one of those grandmas across the street in a Pride cape is secret Antifa infantry, tattoos down his arm that explain his particular pride in the original Germanic runes, and a black-and-white striped Straight Pride Flag.
I was thinking about “MAGA”—Make America Great Again. There’s a lot in those four little words. “Make”—to compel, to force.
A free-form rant on Alex Jones, the Trump kids, Saudi Arabia, Elon Musk, Hollywood scabs, and more entities in dire need of some consequences.
When Jason Aldean says “there is not a single lyric in the song that references race or points to it” and “there isn’t a single video clip that isn’t real news footage,” it’s like noting that the White Power symbol is just an OK sign and that All Lives Matter.
My contemporaries were terrified (correctly) that eventually bars would replace live musicians with live drunks singing poorly to karaoke. “Yeah,” I agreed, “the shitty ones. The best musicians, though, will always have gigs.” Turns out, I was right.
“You didn’t used to see them out in public like five years ago,” he told me. “But last time I’m out at a Trader’s Joe” (that’s how he said it) “and you see these women dressed up in beekeeper suits,” he said referring to the traditional Muslim garb known as the niqab.
I say we ought to clear everything up and have a Woke vs Patriot Brand Draft, a la Dave Chappelle’s “Racial Draft” sketch.
I specifically stood in the cold to avoid the standing in a huge indoor snake queue full of COVID-carrying humans, goddammit. What the hell is VIP for plasma donation?