More surfing over at Pam’s brings up this latest swill from our least favorite preacher, The Rotting Cryptkeeper™, a.k.a. Rev. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church:
Anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps has caused an international royal gay flap over accusations that Sweden’s King Carl Gustaf is gay.
Phelps, who runs the God Hates Fags website, makes the allegations on his newest site – God Hates Sweden… Phelps’ site calls Sweden “a land of sodomy, bestiality, and incest”, and goes on to say: “The King looks like an anal-copulator, & his grinning kids look slutty & gay.”
Under pictures of the royals, the site says: “You jackass Swedes just don’t get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don’t give a rat’s tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil’s own penis – a veritable sperm bank for Satan’s queers.”
I love the smell of Christian hypocrisy in the morning. It smells like… well, it smells like what it is and cloud of flies agree.
Sweden threatened to sue, so Phelps responded with:
King Carl Gustav threatens to sue WBC Pastor for speaking truth about him & his sodomites!
Yes. For a week now Swedish media have been reporting the threat, and WBC has heard from thousands of vile, violent, feces-eating Swedes verifying the threat… This popinjay King of sodomites, whores, zoophiles and molesters — this moral titmouse in the plumage of a peacock — lets his daughter’s tits hang out at a Nobel gala while Pastor Ake Green sits in Swedish jail for preaching the truth about fags. Yet, this wussy King of Fags has the gonads to sit on his not-so-royal ass threatening to sue a Baptist preacher for telling his ugly family the truth about themselves.
WBC to picket King Carl Gustaf in Stockholm on Labor Day, Mon., Sept. 5, in religious protest and warning: “God is not mocked!” God Hates Fags & Fag-Enablers! Ergo, God hates the King, his slutty family, and Sweden — in toto. Our message to Stockholm & Sweden — as was Jonah’s to Ninevah — will be short: You are all irreversibly Hell-bound.
Verily, God damn those sexy queer zoophilic Swede’s kings’ boys from Jesus’ love! (That’s not me writing. That’s what Fred Phelps writes as a typing exercise instead of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” It hits all 26 letters AND spreads a message of hate!
Jesus loves efficiency.
And God obviously hates Sweden, but not as much as He hates America. I looked outside the Bible and found these little gems:
- Infant mortality rate, both sexes (per 1000 live births) [2000]: Sweden 3.4; USA 7.2
- Under-five mortality rate, both sexes (per 1000 live births) [2003]: Sweden 4.0; USA 8.0
- Adult mortality (per 1000) males [2003]: Sweden 79; USA 139
- Adult mortality (per 1000) females [2003]: Sweden 50; USA 82
- Maternal mortality ratio (per 100 000 live births) [2000]: Sweden 8; USA 14
- Newborns with low birth weight (%) [2002]: Sweden 4; USA 8
- Number of adults and children living with HIV [2003]: Sweden 3,600; USA 950,000 (Per 100,000 persons: Sweden 40.13; USA 324.66)
- Life expectancy at birth (years) total population [2003]: Sweden 81; USA 77
- Total expenditure on health as % of GDP [2002]: Sweden 9.2; USA 14.6 (that’s right, they’re healthier and they spend less money on it than we do! What helps that stat?…)
- General Government expenditure on health as % of total expenditure on health [2002]: Sweden 85.3; USA 44.9
For a bunch of animal-screwing, gay-loving, feces-eating sodomites, God doesn’t seem to be in such a hurry to kill their newborns, childbearing mothers, toddlers, or adults, and He’s been fairly stingy with His divine punishment to homosexuals (HIV-AIDS).
