Have you been following the Dylan Mulvaney controversy? Seems there’s this trans woman, Dylan, for whom Bud Light made a commemorative can celebrating her one year of transitioning.

This led to a fervor on the right, with conservatives decrying the wokeness of Bud Light, followed by boycotts and a dramatic drop in sales.

Bud Light, being a corporation that wants all the money, then backed away from Dylan and tried releasing a video reminding its drinkers that it is an uber-macho patriotic brand of weak-ass American lager.

That’s now led to gay bars dumping their affiliation with Bud Light.

It’s all very silly; I always figured you drank beer if it, one, tasted good and two, got you drunk, neither of which Bud Light will do for me. But nowadays, your choice of chug-a-lug’s got to signal whether you believe men with gender dysphoria are equivalent in every way to women.

Well, I say we ought to clear everything up and have a Woke vs MAGA Brand Draft, a la Dave Chappelle’s “Racial Draft” sketch. “We’re in the seventh round, and Woke has already claimed Costco, Lowe’s, McDonald’s, Dove, Bud Light, and EDM, while MAGA lays claim to Sam’s Club, Home Depot, Chick-fil-A, Irish Spring, Coors Light, and Country/Western. Next up, a pick both sides really want, Coca-Cola. Neither wants to be stuck with Pepsi.”