I’ve often mentioned how the Bible is so full of euphemism, contradiction, and parable that one could interpret it to support just about any position on any issue. It’s nice to see someone find a Biblical interpretation I can wholly support. Now if only my wife were Christian…
Oral Sex According to the Word of God: In summary, we can say that the Scripture supports and even encourages the act of oral sex between loving heterosexual partners. Moreover, the Bible specifically encourages fellatio to completion (orgasm) with the female partner consuming or swallowing the ejaculate. This prevents spilling seed, which is an affront to the Lord, and also provides spiritual benefit to the receiving partner. Oral sex has the added benefits of preventing unwanted pregnancies and helping couples satisfy their sexual urges while preserving their chastity until marriage. For these reasons, all Christian men and women should feel confident and comfortable including oral sex as part of their sexual life in accordance with God’s will.
The full text makes good use of Scripture from the Song of Solomon, the Books of John, Leviticus, Genesis, and Corinthians to make the point. See also their Biblical support of anal sex.
Hey, it’s no sillier than Biblical defenses of war, slavery, or homophobia.