Dopey Decision Explained In Verse
By Madeleine Begun KaneHow dare you smoke that evil grass!
Your pain is no excuse.
The doctor who prescribed your weed,
We’ll string up with a noose.The state that told you toking’s cool
Has overstepped the law.
The Commerce Clause gives Fed control.
Our logic isn’t flawed.The lack of commerce interstate
Protects states’ rights, it’s true.
But when a state offends this Court,
Then damn it, we shall rule!
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