The Sun Newspaper Online – UK’s biggest selling newspaper: A DEVOUT Baptist couple spoke today of their disgust after they claimed they bought a classic musical DVD featuring Doris Day from their local supermarket, only to discover it was an Italian porn film.
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Mr Leigh-Browne explained: “We are big fans of Doris Day and were looking forward to the film, but we knew something was amiss when a warning flashed up on the screen advising under 18s not to carry on watching.
“Then some topless young women appeared and started talking in Italian – we were horrified, it’s not what you expect from a Doris Day film.
“It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film, it certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn’t believe what we were seeing.”
Pretty devout Baptists if you ask me. Sure, they were disgusted by the topless woman in the beginning, but it was their Christian duty to discover just how disgusted they could possibly be. Once they got to the explicit sex scenes, they were really disgusted, but kept watching to insure that they wouldn’t miss anything even more disgusting, like perhaps an Guatemalan lesbian amputee transsexual midget fisting a feral ferrett while humming “I’m Henry the VIIIth I Am”. Once the film was over, they could truly be satisfied that they had absorbed all the disgust possible.
