The Ways Easter and 4/20 are Different

Christians celebrate Easter as the morning Jesus arose from the dead.

Stoners do not celebrate mornings. Not on 4/20. Not ever.

Easter features well-dressed children seeking hidden psychedelic-colored eggs

4/20 features psychedelic-dressed adults seeking hidden meanings in Pink Floyd albums

The commercial icon for Easter is the Easter Bunny

The commercial icon for 4/20 is the Doritos Loco Taco

People tend to eat too much chocolate on Easter Sunday

Stoners tend to eat too much chocolate every day

Easter is a time that the faithful remember their commitment to Christ

4/20 is a time that the stoners try to remember where they parked the car

Easter Sunday is determined by a lunar calendar and is held on the first Sunday after the first full moon occurring on or after the vernal equinox

Uh… 4/20 is held on the 20^th day of the 4^th month which is… uh… April 20^th?

More people attend church on Easter Sunday than any other day

More comedians write lame pot-related sketches on 4/20 than any other day