Meet Our Newest Sponsor: Scrabble Rx

For fifteen years, scientists at Scrabble Pharmaceuticals have had one goal: Take seven random Scrabble tiles and make a drug out of it.

Our research has developed such seven-letter wonder drugs as AUSTEDO, PREVNAR, VRAYLAR, REXULTI, UBRELVY, and TREMFYA. But while these drugs have been miraculous at treating tardive dyskinesia, pneumococcal disease, schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s agitation, migraine, psoriatic arthritis, and others, none of them were able to break that critical barrier: scoring twenty points or more in Scrabble.

Recently, two of our newest drugs crossed that threshold: SKYRIZI, which scores 23 points, and BIMZELX, a radical new word that combines high-scoring Z and X for an astounding 27 points.

Still, our customers clamored for new wonder drugs that could break the Scrabble record of 35 points for seven-letter words like quizzed and jazzily.

Well, wait no more! We here at Scrabble Pharmaceuticals are excited to announce a new wonder drug that packs the most possible points into a pronounceable seven-letter word.

Ask your doctor about new XJYZZYQ, X-J-Y-Z-Z-Y-Q, a wonder drug that packs a whopping 54 points into just seven letters—twice the Scrabble power of BIMZELX. What does XJYZZYQ do? We don’t know yet, but you should ask your doctor for XJYZZYQ anyway.

Scrabble Pharmaceuticals: Creating unique internet searchable names for drugs from seven random letters since 2011.