- OPEN: (1:00) Boise State Stunk; (2:40) 35 years without SRV; (4:20) FOMO-YOLO Fest Ad
- MAIN: (6:03) Modify America’s Gun Attitudes (Seb Gorka, Mike Johnson, RFK Jr.)
- NATIONAL: (26:16) Weekend at Donnie’s (solved 10 wars!); Ain’t forgot Epstein
- DEMOCRATS: (35:05) Gavin mocks Trump, stings Johnson; Mamdani scavenger hunt; Jeffries & Schumer, the Cuckteau Twins, while RFK bans COVID vax, world won’t mail to us, troops patrol Dem cities, churches get $100M security funding
- REPUBLICANS: (50:17) Ashli Babbitt gets military honors, family gets $5 million; Florida Rainbow Crosswalk (rainbow potholes!); D.C. Trash Patrol (29 days) (Monument guarding, sir!)
- TENNESSEE: (1:02:56) Buford Pusser: Wife-Beating Lying Murderer
- IDAHO: (1:09:28) McCall SD cuts off kids with over $20 school lunch balances
- RANT: (1:13:47) Why no mass uprising?
- CLOSE: (1:22:55) #TubiTVNight “Welcome to Sweden”, (1:24:09) “Masters of Sci-Fi”; (1:28:57) Gloria Gaynor MAGA; (1:29:46) Snoop Dogg’s lame anti-lesbian shtick
